What is LIZARD.MONSTER?

LIZARD.MONSTER helps small businesses get found and win customers online. We install GDPR cookie banners and HTTPS for free, build complete five-page websites for $999, run SEO and paid ad campaigns, and teach live AI coding lessons. Call 929-336-3799 with any question.

Founded by Roland Ramos. Explore 305 industry website designs and 37 free tools, or browse 547 founder certifications. Website packages include five pages and one year of domain and hosting.

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Free Ways to StartMockup · SEO audit · security scan

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Mockup TurnaroundHand-designed, not a template

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Pages Scanned FreePowered by LIZARD Eye

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To See Your ResultsNo card, no obligation

Most Agencies Sell You a Website. We Build You a Customer Machine.

Meet the Founder

Roland Ramos, Founder of SEO MARKETING

Years ago, I watched business owners hand over thousands of dollars to agencies that promised the world and delivered a brochure. Their sites didn't convert. Their SEO never ranked. And the agency was gone the moment the invoice cleared.

So I built the opposite of that.

My focus is simple: build a website that makes your business easy to find, earns your customers' trust the second they land on it, and gives them a clear reason to pick up the phone. No fluff, no jargon — just a site that pays for itself.

547 verified certifications
SEO & Marketing · 139Web & Design · 18Cybersecurity · 91Cloud & DevOps · 106AI & Programming · 90Business · 103
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Google certificate — Make the Sale: Build, Launch, and Manage Ecommerce Stores

Google Certified · Make the Sale: Build, Launch & Manage Ecommerce Stores

Questions people ask

How much does a website cost?

Website Design is $999 one-time: five customized pages, a domain and hosting for one year, appointment booking, HTTPS and cybersecurity protections, and one custom eight-second TikTok ad video. Domain and hosting renew after the first year. Explore the portfolio before ordering.

What if I already have a website?

We'll tell you the truth, not just sell you a rebuild. If your site is salvageable, we optimize it for conversions and rank it with an SEO plan. If it's actively costing you customers, we'll build you a new one. Either way, start with the free audit so you know which situation you're in.

What if I'm not happy with the design?

Then you walk away and pay nothing. We build your free mockup first, with zero commitment. If it's not right for your business, there's no contract to get out of because you never signed one.

How long does it take to build my website?

Your free mockup lands in your inbox within 24 hours. Full builds are delivered in 7 to 14 days, so you are live and taking leads inside two weeks, not two months.

Do I own my website?

Yes, completely. Your content, your branding and every page we build are yours to keep, no strings attached, even if you ever decide to work with someone else.

How soon will I see SEO results?

We won't lie to you: SEO isn't instant, and anyone who promises overnight rankings is selling you a story. Most clients see noticeable movement within 3 to 6 months, and it compounds from there because the links and content we build keep working for you long after the invoice is paid.

What discounts do you offer?

Two, and you get whichever is bigger. Pay 12 months upfront by Bitcoin on a monthly service and that whole term is 50% off. Pay any service by Bitcoin and it is 10% off. They do not stack. We quote you the better price automatically, so the figure on your order is the amount you actually pay. Bitcoin is the only method that qualifies for a discount; other methods are charged at the regular price.

What does "monthly service" mean, and which ones can I prepay?

Ongoing work billed month to month, such as Off-Page SEO at $99 a month. A 12-month prepay is only available on monthly services. One-off work like a logo ($299), a promo video ($499), a security fix ($499) or a website ($999) is a single price with no prepay option.

How does the free website mockup work?

Create a free account and tell us about your business once. From then on we already have what we need, so requesting the mockup is a single click. We never ask you the same question twice. A real designer, not an AI template, builds a custom homepage mockup and it lands in your inbox within 24 hours. You keep it whether you order anything else or not.

What is the free website security scan?

A passive review of public-facing HTTPS, security headers, DNS/email records and exposed information. You explicitly authorize the request. We do not exploit vulnerabilities or certify that your website is secure. Findings include evidence and practical next steps.

What does the free SEO audit check?

Powered by LIZARD Eye, our in-house audit engine, we crawl up to 500 pages of your site the way a search engine does and run 51 checks: titles, meta descriptions, headings, images, canonicals, redirects, content depth, site speed and the security headers above. You download the report, page by page, in about a minute.

Do I need to give you access to my site?

No. Both scans run from our server against public pages only, and you download the report yourself. Nothing is stored on your site and no code is installed.

Do I need an account to use the free scans?

Yes. A free account takes about a minute and needs no card. It means we can save your report so you can download it again, and it means the answers you give about your business are kept rather than retyped. We ask for a website address before a scan can run, because that is what gets scanned.

What do you do with my details?

We use your business details to produce your own mockup and scans, and to email you when they are ready. We do not sell them or pass them to anyone else. You can download everything we hold as a file, or delete your business details, from your account at any time.

Can I pay with Bitcoin or Cash App?

Yes. Bitcoin, Cash App, Zelle and card are all accepted, and your order is confirmed the moment payment is received. Paying in Bitcoin takes 10% off any service, or 50% off when it is a 12-month prepay of a monthly service. We quote the better of the two discounts automatically, so the price you see already has the saving built in.

How do referrals work?

Share your link or code and you earn 50% of what they actually pay, for a year. Payouts unlock after five unique paying customers. Your share is calculated on the discounted amount, so if your referral uses a prepay or Bitcoin discount you earn 50% of what they actually paid rather than 50% of the list price.

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